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[REBOL] Small admin/report benchmark Re:(4)

From: joel:neely:fedex at: 23-Sep-2000 8:25

PRESS RELEASE: Dateline, Memphis: 23 Sep 2000 The Laboratory for Unofficial REBOL Benchmarking and Miscellaneous Skullduggery, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Joel Neely and Associates, has awarded the coveted Glammy Award for prettiest benchmark code to Jeff Kreis. In announcing the award, spokesperson Julia "Pretty Woman" Roberts said, "I'm sorry Jeff couldn't be here to receive the award in person. His phone was busy when I called. I'm sure he was coding something great, or answering a support email. But let me run it for you and then cat the source; it's the prettiest code I've EVER seen ... ... Just a minute now ... Hang on, guys ... NO! DON'T START THE ORCHESTRA YET ..." ;-) [jeff--rebol--net] wrote: